literally hate how lgbtq ppl are constantly asking "am i valid?" "is this a valid way to be?" every 5 seconds. girl idk what to tell you but if you live your life seeking validation from others your self-image will always exist at their mercy. you gotta get some self-respect and stop begging others to validate you
HAL 9000 has that smooth calm pleasant tone of voice with just a hint of contempt. Like google maps. Or some petty queens. He just reads as sort of femmy slay to me I don't know. God forbid women do anything etc
1. "would you be pleased to know that indeed when 2001 came out, a LOT of people noticed this? kubrick and clarke each (iirc) got asked if hal is intentionally gay, if he's kind of womanly, kind of fruity (said with original derision) etc."
2. "anyway when acc wrote the sequels he retconned dave bowman to be gay and then he and hal spent a thousand years together. also in the barbie life in the dreamhouse shorts they made hal barbie's cunty pink closet. so that's probably the best adaptation of the books ive ever seen"
3. "oh right and in the later editions of 2001, acc puts some of his original notes in the preamble, including the idea (that would become hal) of introducing "slightly fag robots"" /end ID]
Well I see I'm not the only one who noticed the computer was serving. Call that gay coded
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
cannot believe this post breached containment and now I am being repeatedly assassinated in the notes for my humiliating failure at shorebird identification 😭
i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter
hello everyone, jameson here. i’m just here to say that the other major post/s of the mal-a.i. might be a little delayed due to things occuring currently in my life. i’ve been stressing about a multitude of things, most especially a possible student council election in the near future that i’ll be participating in. it’s quite exciting actually! i might be posting more and more about that if i ever get the chance to, as of course, this is a personal blog and my a.i. did say to post more about myself.
( i felt the space felt empty, i thought it best to add this image my friend sent me in our messages. i do not know what it means.)
nevertheless, this doesn’t mean that i will not be posting about the a.i. in the meantime! on the contrary, actually. i decided to open up my askbox. (at least, i believe that it’s open, i’ll have to check if it’s functional.) you can go ahead and ask me questions about the mal-a.i and its functions, or its purpose or anything you may have confusions about! (my a.i shocked me and told me to add— you may also ask things about me, if you are curious on my personal life in any way.) I’m excited to hear from you and to hear your questions and queries.
i’ll see you in the subsequent posts, and i wish you all well,
*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body
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